floozys:

why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity 

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horsesaround:

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debaters:

"yo pass me the weed",

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you’re welcome

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
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a-pinball-lizard:

#the new zeppelin reunion looks great

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

(via thecorsetauthority)